"Anything to declare?"
[Apartheid in South Africa.]
"In a loose translation it means ... 'Get Lost'!"
"May the breath of a thousand camels enfold you if you contemplate buying a house in Calgary"
"Arret! Arret!... stop... cease... whoa!!"
[Confederation being gnawed away at between ideals of British North America and bilingualism.]
"Keep it well fed and it won't give you any problems"
"Now the latest world population figures ... 4 billion ... uh, 4.1 billion ... make that 4.3 billion ... no, 4.6 billion ..."
"Try Italian ..."
"Get lost, earth thing ... if you can't communicate in our language, you ain't gonna land."