[Canadian drivers stressed, while Americans carefree.]
"Reprieve?"
[Auto workers of the future.]
"First the bad news ... there's no good news."
[Strike squeezes construction industry.]
"I want the tooth fairy."
[Travel at your own risk.]
"Sorry we have to lay you off, chaps ... but we're forced to make some economic cutbacks!"
"Sh-h-h ... we don't want to wake the girls ... there's a First Choice movie over at Sydney's."
"We're out of gas!"