"May I remind you Nurse Smedley, the nurses (sic) strike is not operative until Monday morning."
"That's right, Mrs. Trawmaugh... Take two aspirin and call me three months from now!"
"Administration."
[Large needle could be very painful.]
"It must be swine fever, Doctor... he has this uncontrolable urge to root around in the back yard."
[A future of self serve health care.]
[Alberta government cutting coverage to Alberta Medican Association.]
[Seniors fear lack of support as medicare slips away.]
"Unfortunately, gentlemen, our guest speaker is unable to attend due to a heavy cold!"
"Congratulations ... it's a boy!"