[Calgary, Alberta, gets excessive rain.]
[Polychlorinated biphenyls found in landfill.]
"Hello ... Better Business Bureau?"
"It's my husband, Sidney ... he went in there three hrs. ago, and hasn't come back out!"
[Cold weather traffic-jam.]
"You don't usually see them this far south."
"Probably some ritual, foreign to us, to preserve the species."
[North pole has moved south.]
"Oh, look, Sidney ... the first crocus!"
"He followed me home."