"Breaking and entering ... down the hall 2nd door on your right."
[Wedding plans bring good news, in an otherwise troubled world.]
[Remembrance Day.]
"We can't tighten our belts a little bit more. Don't you remember, we ate them last week."
"What with the recession and all ... these poolside parties are not what they used to be."
[Remembrance Day.]
[Canadians painting themselves into a corner with public and personal debt.]
"...after all, we wouldn't want to deprive those concerned gentlemen with their 6% increase in salary."
"What do you want for breakfast.... canine crunchies, doggie munch or puppy pops?"
[Gambling legal in Alberta and on the rise.]