"We can't tighten our belts a little bit more. Don't you remember, we ate them last week."
[Gambling legal in Alberta and on the rise.]
"Ho! Ho! Ho! This has been a recorded announcement."
[Divorce rate in Alberta the highest in Canada.]
[Supermarket promotes Sunday shopping in Alberta.]
"It's my husband, Sidney ... he went in there three hrs. ago, and hasn't come back out!"
[Turkey left overs abound.]
"Congratulations ... it's a boy!"
"Follow that shopping cart."
"We get a lot of that lately... prospective home buyers, day dreaming"