[These days financial loans are available for almost anything.]
[National Hockey League (NHL) cracks and falls.]
"Oh, how nice...our first harbinger."
"It was disgusting, Mother . . . he was penalized two pints for unsportsman-like conduct!"
"I found 'em . . . right where I left 'em last year!"
"The ugly Canadian."
"First case of Stampede foot I've seen this year!"
"Stop complaining, Chauncy ... it's company policy during Stampede days to maintain the flavor and charisma of the old West."
"It's the latest style in western wear - designer jeans!"
[Calgary boasts a large variety of stampede visitors.]