"Between a knock and a sharp place."
"Sidney is very interested in health and welfare programs."
"My grain headache."
"What a day! The Elves have joined a union... the reindeer are working to rule and the warantee on the sleigh expired"
"... And then this guy grabs me and tries to tie a letter to my legg!"
[Postal service strikes.]
"Fear knot ---- Boy scouts to the rescue"
"Want to buy some imported? All the way from Pemmican Flats, Manitoba"
"I assumed, as a trustee, I would take an exucitive [sic. executive] role in negotiations."