"Raiders of the lost buck."
[Canadian football goes metric.]
"If you're a good boy, we will turn on the Xmas lights for you!"
"Stocking stuffer."
[Quebec claims victory over public sector.]
"To append on Rule 45, new paragraph ... Condemnation of physical violence in anti-strike law ..."
"Everybody talks about it...but nobody does anything about it!"
[Stamp stuck on prominent politician's tongue.]
"Are you going to Hamilton?"
[Taxation for Make Work Project.]