"Stop complaining, Chauncy ... it's company policy during Stampede days to maintain the flavor and charisma of the old West."
"The agony of the picket line."
[Gambling legal in Alberta and on the rise.]
"... Failing to yield right-of-way ... making left turn when unsafe to do so ..."
"That's marvelous news...it should be enough to cover the cost of filling the potholes."
[Israel and Egypt in arms race.]
"You live in south west Calgary?!! How'd you ever get downtown?"
"I know the stampede figures are down ... but look on the bright side, they're going to pave 7 Ave some day and they are working on the pothole problem ... etc."
"Great landing... now we'll practise out takeoffs!"