"Here's a good one, Looie...acquitals $9,995.98...convictions $99.98...appeals..."
"The prison ... it's the next door down."
"It's really criminal the way inflation is affecting the nations' (sic) pocketbooks."
"We always get our man!"
"I do this to make a living....what's your excuse?"
"Sometimes I wonder if it's worth it all."
" '30' " [End of story.]
"I'm in for bank robbery ... but the judge being cognizant of the devalued currency, reduced my sentence to petty theft."
"You idiot ... we were supposed to be inside before you yelled 'hands-up'!"
[Police concerned with drinking and driving.]