"Can only be the Viet Nam [Vietnam] War or Kainai Indian Days."
"Equality? 'At last I and you is equal!'"
"The way I see it, if every man get to be chief for awhile, we will all be rich in no time."
"Bet dat's a gimmeck by a new trading company."
"Where's your cattle from the Rotating Herd Program?" "They're rotating in my stomache."
Changing the Indian Act: "We agreed unanimously, henceforth we will be referred to as 'tribe' and not 'band' anymore -- we are making great progress!
"Go ahead, change the Indian Act, but Remember I have the last word!!"
History as it is taught: "The savage redskins accepted peace as law & order took over the wild west.
"Play the Indian! You're not even Italian."
"Your folks are the only ones dat kin make me Buckskin outfit!"