[The Rogers Pass Dam is the newest addition to the Trans-Canada Highway in British Columbia.]
"Dear, sweet Sidney, communing with nature."
"I don't like the looks of that one bit!"
[Calgary's parks are designated dangerous areas.]
"He followed me home."
"Oh, look, Sidney ... the first crocus!"
[North pole has moved south.]
"Probably some ritual, foreign to us, to preserve the species."
"You don't usually see them this far south."
[Cold weather traffic-jam.]