"Ladies and gentlemen ... the shot-put event in the non-steroid category."
[One of Calgary's briefcase-carrying cowboys.]
"No way ... I'll get my clothes dirty."
"Seems like everyone is making a social comment these days."
"Look, kid . . . I don't need any help to cross the road."
"Looks like a good one over there, Sidney!"
"I'm under a physician's care for a slipped disk!"
[Smoking can be harmful to your health and wallet.]
"Good news ... and bad news!"
"Cardinal rule of business: Never make office calls after Weedless Wednesday!"