"How was I to know the dollar would fall so fast... Just stop carping and keep polling, Alice"
"I know the stampede figures are down ... but look on the bright side, they're going to pave 7 Ave some day and they are working on the pothole problem ... etc."
"We have a hot one ... the entire band from Poohawkitt, Iowa, fell into a pot hole during the parade."
[Tourists have trouble finding their way in Calgary's residential neighbourhoods.]
[City of Calgary has unique "pothole" float designed representing street maintainence division in the Calgary Stampede Parade.]
[Traffic problems in Calgary, Alberta.]
[City bylaw about not being able to cross freshly painted traffic lines.]
"They told me before I came to Calgary the streets were literally paved with gold ... but I think they've mined most of it!"
"What with the sky-lab scare, the fears over the DC 10s something just snapped with Sydney"