"What with the recession and all ... these poolside parties are not what they used to be."
[Remembrance Day.]
[Canadians painting themselves into a corner with public and personal debt.]
"...after all, we wouldn't want to deprive those concerned gentlemen with their 6% increase in salary."
"What do you want for breakfast.... canine crunchies, doggie munch or puppy pops?"
[Gambling legal in Alberta and on the rise.]
"Well we can't have a daddy and a new car... the bank is holding him for collateral."
"Ho! Ho! Ho! This has been a recorded announcement."
[Divorce rate in Alberta the highest in Canada.]
[Supermarket promotes Sunday shopping in Alberta.]