"Believe me, madame ... this is no joy ride for me either since Calgary Transit made some drastic financial sacrifices!"
"Anything to declare?"
[Alberta takes the stress out of buying a house, running a farm, and owning a small business.]
"6 to 5 and all's well!"
"It's a low-mileage unit ... driven by a sweet, little old premier!"
[Emperor assigns new duties to his aides.]
"All rumors aside ... I still think it's some cockamamy gov't make-work project!"
[Ottawa faces another small delay in the Alaska Highway natural gas pipeline.]
"Okay . . . open'er up!"
"Canadian brass."