"I'd like to give those Ruskies a piece of my mind .... after I sell my crop."
"Your first stampede?"
[Calgary parking lot promotes Calgary Exhibition and Stampede spirit.]
"Oh, Prunella ... do you know where my girdle is?"
"Have you seen this man? If so, please send him home."
[Consumers unhappy about price increases in gasoline and milk.]
[Western grain farmer not allowed to pass by crow's nest.]
"My apologies, Miss Frizbeigh ... I was overwhelmed by a sudden surge of euphoria!"
"That's an E.T.? Weird looking things."
"Wave to the nice Canadians."