[Christmas greetings to Calgarians from Innes and the editorial staff at the Herald.]
[Olympic rings shine on Calgary, Alberta.]
" ... And don't come back until the Canada Cup is over."
"Have him take two of these every four hours, and tell him to stay away from chuckwagon breakfasts."
[Calgary boasts a large variety of stampede visitors.]
"It's the latest style in western wear - designer jeans!"
"Stop complaining, Chauncy ... it's company policy during Stampede days to maintain the flavor and charisma of the old West."
"The ugly Canadian."
"It was disgusting, Mother . . . he was penalized two pints for unsportsman-like conduct!"
"Ladies and gentlemen ... the shot-put event in the non-steroid category."