" *!!* Gov't ... first it was metric, now this!"
" ... And don't come back until the Canada Cup is over."
" ...And around and around she goes!"
"... Assault with a deadly weapon... leaving the scene of an accident....."
"..Mind you, I don't condone the use of alcoholic beverages at games... but as a Calgary man these many years, it could ease the agony of defeat"
"A few words in the old photograph book.... it's for the kid's."
"And I propose, gentlemen, to call the team the Houston recalls."
"As a duly elected official, I deem it my solemn duty to protect our Canadian way of life."
"C'mon... you're not catching me with that old flying saucer scam!"
"Cardinal rule of business: Never make office calls after Weedless Wednesday!"