"I'll tell ya what I'll do, Pete, I'll let you have Fernie if you give us Banff."
[Premier of British Columbia David Barrett's oil and gas plan.]
"It's the Bounty, skipper ... says they're shipping grain out of Vancouver, again."
"What part of the west you say your from?"
"Turn this plane around and head for Vancouver."
"He's paying."
[British Columbia's civil service being cut.]
[Prime Minister Pierre Elliott Trudeau out hunting provinces for confederation.]
[Management and labour disputes, attempting to settle them is David Barrett.]
"Are you sure we're not breaking some law ... like crossing a picket line, or something?"