"One or two lumps?"
"Damned peculiar behavior...offering to shovel the walks."
"We've struck water!"
"I've seen quite a lot of that lately"
"I got it for over-time parking."
[Bylaw requiring cleaning up after dogs.]
"Worst case of hyperthermia I've ever seen."
"It's my husband, Sidney ... he went in there three hrs. ago, and hasn't come back out!"
[North pole has moved south.]
[Calgary's parks are designated dangerous areas.]