"... And don't call us.... We'll call you!"
" 'Let's go to sunny Alberta this spring' you said....."
[Alberta scene, with farmers harvesting fish due to overly wet season.]
"..And where have you been the last few days?"
[April snow in Calgary.]
"As I remember it. this is prime hunting country."
[Bad winter weather batters the United States.]
[Battery powered car possible.]
"Best we re-check our charts, bos'un ... I don't recall ever seeing that lighthouse in these waters!"
[Bylaw requiring cleaning up after dogs.]