[Calgary, Alberta, has a shortage of downtown parking stalls.]
"Sir ... I wish to report massive troop movements on the other side."
"He's an agent from a foreign land seeking audience."
[Calgary mayor has weight of world on his shoulders.]
[Cold weather traffic-jam.]
[Calgary C-train passengers play "beat the clock."]
"It's a horribly huge monster ... it swallowed the family Malibu whole!"
"Tall in the saddle."
"Believe me, madame ... this is no joy ride for me either since Calgary Transit made some drastic financial sacrifices!"
"It's a low-mileage unit ... driven by a sweet, little old premier!"