[Taxis so expensive you need a line of credit]
"I'm just winging it, but I think it's the Fifth Avenue syndrome."
"If a pothole is too big in this city, we find it cheaper to build a bridge over it!"
[Calgary Mayor Ralph Klein drives the C-Train Express.]
"What makes you think I need a breath test?"
"It's a horribly huge monster ... it swallowed the family Malibu whole!"
"Hello .... I want to report a suspicious character."
[Transport budget being carried on the backs of tax payers.]
[City bylaw about not being able to cross freshly painted traffic lines.]
"We have a hot one ... the entire band from Poohawkitt, Iowa, fell into a pot hole during the parade."