"Hey, Mac, shut your motor off...it's gaining on me."
[Passengers reluctantly board pirate ship.]
"I must agree, gentlemen, that these are noble ambitions, but fraught with danger. We would be embarking on a perilous journey...in short, gentlemen, establishing a dangerous precedent."
"For 22 cents I'd . . . . "
"The mayor can enforce any tactic he chooses....he'll never get me on the LRT."
[Unprofitable crown corporations eject the Canadian National Railway from their club.]
"Nah ... that's not new construction. Out here, when the potholes become too big, we just board 'em up!"
"If God meant you to fly, Sidney...He'd charge two dollars a gallon."