"... and this nifty little number comes with an optional recall system."
[Gambling legal in Alberta and on the rise.]
"If god had meant us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Air Canada"
"You idiot ... we were supposed to be inside before you yelled 'hands-up'!"
"... Failing to yield right-of-way ... making left turn when unsafe to do so ..."
"It was in the fine print of the contract!"
"God damned alternative routes!"
"Once the bugs are ironed out it'll be smooth sailing."
"That's marvelous news...it should be enough to cover the cost of filling the potholes."
"You live in south west Calgary?!! How'd you ever get downtown?"