"The secret to being a Recreation Leader is to stay in shape."
"Is this why you voted me?"
"Not much sense in asking for your Winter prediction is it?"
Indian Rodeo Cowboy Association Banquet: "Naw, he ain't pashed out, realizing dat he's survived teh Rodeo seaon was too much fer him.
"A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"
"Somehow I knew it would come to this."
"No it wasn't rabies -- he just became the shortest lived councillor."
"What the hell you trying to do? Win my Oscar!"
"Poor Drummer Boys at Christmas Pow-wows."
"The advantage of owning a sectional Home!"