"It was disgusting, Mother . . . he was penalized two pints for unsportsman-like conduct!"
"The ugly Canadian."
"It's the latest style in western wear - designer jeans!"
"I think I'm going bananas, Doc, what with blackouts, looting, crime, deficits, smog, traffic, unemployment, now I want the 1984 Olympics!"
"That's an E.T.? Weird looking things."
"Looks like a good one over there, Sidney!"
"Look, kid . . . I don't need any help to cross the road."
[One of Calgary's briefcase-carrying cowboys.]
"Ladies and gentlemen ... the shot-put event in the non-steroid category."
"I wouldn't, you'd probably get food poisoning!"