[Calgary potholes seem to "spring up" this time of year.]
"All right ... Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, it's the C-Train ... Thursday, Friday, Saturday, it's the trolley."
[Many of Calgary's civic needs meet the chopping block.]
"... now you can drive like a native Calgarian... if any"
"See... I told you... We are in Calgary."
"God damned alternative routes!"
"Once the bugs are ironed out it'll be smooth sailing."
"They told me before I came to Calgary the streets were literally paved with gold ... but I think they've mined most of it!"
[Traffic problems in Calgary, Alberta.]
[Tourists have trouble finding their way in Calgary's residential neighbourhoods.]