"If we wait and do the sporting thing and take him on the wing we may be in for a long wait."
"Events since the ***??*@!! metric system came into effect, Bessie has never **//@?? been the same"
[Light Rail Transit plans approved by city council in Calgary, Alberta.]
[Taxis so expensive you need a line of credit]
"... now you can drive like a native Calgarian... if any"
[Transport budget being carried on the backs of tax payers.]
"I'm just winging it, but I think it's the Fifth Avenue syndrome."
"Let me tell you lad ... there were millions of us on the road years ago."
"See... I told you... We are in Calgary."
"The agony of the picket line."