[Santa Claus brings pay raises to Alberta's Members of Legislative Assembly.]
"I assumed, as a trustee, I would take an exucitive [sic. executive] role in negotiations."
"Gentlemen... no matter how many names go in, Lougheed comes out!"
"Buzz off!"
"This may have some peculiar side effects...."
"It's your turn to tell the citizens of Calgary II that the airport expansion plans have been postponed ... again!"
[Western premiers meet, and stick it to Prime Minister Pierre Elliott Trudeau, who takes the brunt of their discussion.]
"What makes you think I need a breath test?"
[Alberta universities resisting Department of Education, who are pushing for higher standards]
"I can't understand it, Doctor... he just stands there, looking at sky"