"I was arrested for fighting in a hockey game."
"I think it's all a east-west co nfrontation to see who controls our country's natural resources."
"Streaking? Better look under track of field"
"First case of Stampede foot I've seen this year!"
"You gave me quite a turn, Martha...for a moment I thought it was your brother dropping in for lunch."
"I think I'm going bananas, Doc, what with blackouts, looting, crime, deficits, smog, traffic, unemployment, now I want the 1984 Olympics!"
"Follow that skateboard."
[National Hockey League (NHL) cracks and falls.]
"We are about to witness a classic example of tv violence."
"Wha's the score on the hockey game?"