"The rumor has it he was suspected of defecting."
"It was disgusting, Mother . . . he was penalized two pints for unsportsman-like conduct!"
"The ugly Canadian."
"It's the latest style in western wear - designer jeans!"
"That's an E.T.? Weird looking things."
[One of Calgary's briefcase-carrying cowboys.]
"For a peaceful demonstration don't you think cruising for a bruising is a little too ... militant?"
"Ladies and gentlemen ... the shot-put event in the non-steroid category."