[Ottawa's size six too small for Calgary city unions.]
"Are you sure we're not breaking some law ... like crossing a picket line, or something?"
"Don't sweat it ... it only needs a minor tune-up!"
"The clown act."
[Canadian football goes metric.]
[Chrysler gets star-struck.]
[41/2% wool pulled over his eyes.]
"T-the one I fear m-most . . . the S-spirit of Yet to Be."
"If you're a good boy, we will turn on the Xmas lights for you!"
"Stocking stuffer."