"Sidney has a very sensitive funny-bone!"
"We can't tighten our belts a little bit more. Don't you remember, we ate them last week."
[Calgary mayor has weight of world on his shoulders.]
[Wrecking ball kept busy in West.]
"It's Mr. Sidneystones, doctor ... he's had a relapse!"
[Alberta receives its own "Statue of Liberty."]
[Calgary mayor feels he's being stepped on.]
"We're makin you'se an offer ya' dare not refuse!"
[Calgary C-train passengers play "beat the clock."]
[Western grain farmer not allowed to pass by crow's nest.]