"Answer; One alderman to hold the bulb and the others to turn him."
"On the horns of a dilemma."
"I want the tooth fairy."
"We have the Pierre model, the ever popular Lalonde model . . . and the MacEachen which sold very well this past year."
[Canadian artist paints modern economic picture.]
"Gather around, gentlemen ... we are going to play a little game called musical chairs."
[Travel at your own risk.]
"Sorry we have to lay you off, chaps ... but we're forced to make some economic cutbacks!"
"Sh-h-h ... we don't want to wake the girls ... there's a First Choice movie over at Sydney's."
"We're out of gas!"