"Reminds me of the streets of Calgary!"
"If a pothole is too big in this city, we find it cheaper to build a bridge over it!"
[Calgary potholes seem to "spring up" this time of year.]
[Canadian car market hit by Japanese tsunami.]
"I think it's a Japanese car in disguise."
"All right ... Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, it's the C-Train ... Thursday, Friday, Saturday, it's the trolley."
[Calgary Mayor Ralph Klein drives the C-Train Express.]
"Nah ... that's not new construction. Out here, when the potholes become too big, we just board 'em up!"
[Many of Calgary's civic needs meet the chopping block.]
"Stop complaining, Chauncy ... it's company policy during Stampede days to maintain the flavor and charisma of the old West."