"I'm under a physician's care for a slipped disk!"
"Looks like a good one over there, Sidney!"
"Look, kid . . . I don't need any help to cross the road."
"Seems like everyone is making a social comment these days."
"No way ... I'll get my clothes dirty."
[One of Calgary's briefcase-carrying cowboys.]
"Ladies and gentlemen ... the shot-put event in the non-steroid category."
[These days financial loans are available for almost anything.]
"It was disgusting, Mother . . . he was penalized two pints for unsportsman-like conduct!"
"I found 'em . . . right where I left 'em last year!"