"I'm under a physician's care for a slipped disk!"
[National Hockey League (NHL) cracks and falls.]
"Stop complaining, Chauncy ... it's company policy during Stampede days to maintain the flavor and charisma of the old West."
[Calgary boasts a large variety of stampede visitors.]
[Olympic rings shine on Calgary, Alberta.]
"C'mon... you're not catching me with that old flying saucer scam!"
"Watch the birdie"
"Streaking? Better look under track of field"
"As a duly elected official, I deem it my solemn duty to protect our Canadian way of life."
"I think it's all a east-west co nfrontation to see who controls our country's natural resources."