"My apologies, your excellency ... but they all look the same!"
[Countdown to Canadian federal election presented as a soap opera.]
"Look .. the lights in the distance ... could be Nick Taylor's place."
"Candid shots of the peripatetic Pierre Trudeau."
"It all depends on your point of view."
[Russia and Canada exchange embassy officials.]
"Stanley takes the view that if we must protect our democratic principles, we must make some agonizing sacrifices."
"They're here to protect the spirit of the Olympics."
[International Olympic Committee officials pose as "monkeys" on the medals podium.]
[Federal election campaigners discouraged by disgruntled voters.]