[Calgary Mayor Ralph Klein has plans to enlarge Stampede Park.]
[Alberta's Premier Peter Lougheed views constitutional amendments as a "black cloud".]
"He won't sell us any gas!"
"But dear ... you can't fight city hall."
"The mouse that roared."
[Three Canadian politicians, "sitting on the fence", regarding western separatism.]
[Ottawa not taking western separatism seriously.]
"How the West was won."
"Back to the Promised Land?"
"He's an agent from a foreign land seeking audience."