[Canada jumps on bandwagon to boycott the Olympic games in Moscow.]
"I think Jenson has just blown his amatuer standing."
"Oh, look, Sidney ... the first crocus!"
[Christmas greetings to Calgarians from Innes and the editorial staff at the Herald.]
"Chief, Sgt. O'Hara ... we've lost the parade!"
"The rumor has it he was suspected of defecting."
"It was disgusting, Mother . . . he was penalized two pints for unsportsman-like conduct!"
"The ugly Canadian."
"It's the latest style in western wear - designer jeans!"
"That's an E.T.? Weird looking things."