[One of Calgary's briefcase-carrying cowboys.]
"For a peaceful demonstration don't you think cruising for a bruising is a little too ... militant?"
"Ladies and gentlemen ... the shot-put event in the non-steroid category."
[Canada jumps on bandwagon to boycott the Olympic games in Moscow.]
"I think Jenson has just blown his amatuer standing."
"Oh, look, Sidney ... the first crocus!"
[Christmas greetings to Calgarians from Innes and the editorial staff at the Herald.]
"Chief, Sgt. O'Hara ... we've lost the parade!"
"The rumor has it he was suspected of defecting."
"It was disgusting, Mother . . . he was penalized two pints for unsportsman-like conduct!"