"Well we can't have a daddy and a new car... the bank is holding him for collateral."
"Ho! Ho! Ho! This has been a recorded announcement."
[Divorce rate in Alberta the highest in Canada.]
[Supermarket promotes Sunday shopping in Alberta.]
"It's my husband, Sidney ... he went in there three hrs. ago, and hasn't come back out!"
[Turkey left overs abound.]
"Congratulations ... it's a boy!"
"Follow that shopping cart."
[Remembrance Day, November 11, 1980.]
"Once upon a time, when the dollar was worth something ..."