" !! Gov't ... first it was metric, now this!"
"That's it, Sydney . . . put Ottawa out of your mind . . . put Pierre on the back burner . . . By George, I think you've got it."
"My apologies, Miss Frizbeigh ... I was overwhelmed by a sudden surge of euphoria!"
"That's an E.T.? Weird looking things."
[Calgary's parks are designated dangerous areas.]
[Canadian football goes metric.]
"Sh-h-h ... we don't want to wake the girls ... there's a First Choice movie over at Sydney's."
"Cardinal rule of business: Never make office calls after Weedless Wednesday!"
"Good news ... and bad news!"
[Smoking can be harmful to your health and wallet.]