[Olympic skater has fall, possibly in hotel room.]
"Have you seen this man? If so, please send him home."
"A few words in the old photograph book.... it's for the kid's."
"..Mind you, I don't condone the use of alcoholic beverages at games... but as a Calgary man these many years, it could ease the agony of defeat"
"Working whithin the framework of 55% Canadian content, we'll film only alternative plays"
"Could'nt this wait until after the super bowl"
"I've noticed that more and more since Calgary got the nod for the winter olypmics bid"
[Canadian football goes metric.]
"Cardinal rule of business: Never make office calls after Weedless Wednesday!"
[Smoking can be harmful to your health and wallet.]