"It was disgusting, Mother . . . he was penalized two pints for unsportsman-like conduct!"
"The ugly Canadian."
"Stop complaining, Chauncy ... it's company policy during Stampede days to maintain the flavor and charisma of the old West."
"It's the latest style in western wear - designer jeans!"
[Calgary boasts a large variety of stampede visitors.]
"Have him take two of these every four hours, and tell him to stay away from chuckwagon breakfasts."
" ... And don't come back until the Canada Cup is over."
[Olympic rings shine on Calgary, Alberta.]
"It's an entrepreneur from Canada with an idea to save the Winter Olympics."
[Canada jumps on bandwagon to boycott the Olympic games in Moscow.]