[Calgary, Alberta, has a shortage of downtown parking stalls.]
"Sir ... I wish to report massive troop movements on the other side."
"He's an agent from a foreign land seeking audience."
[Calgary mayor has weight of world on his shoulders.]
[Cold weather traffic-jam.]
[Calgary C-train passengers play "beat the clock."]
"I assure you, madam, they do not come from Canada."
"It's a horribly huge monster ... it swallowed the family Malibu whole!"
"Tall in the saddle."