"Two days, 15 hours, 36 minutes and a-a-a-argh."
"I just had to evict the car ... it was taking up too much valuable space."
" ... And don't come back until the Canada Cup is over."
[Rising cost of renting takes toll on tenants.]
"You've been repreived!"
"You know what really bugs me ... 30 years from now they'll be calling this the good old days."
[Calgary's creative living styles.]
[Turkey left overs abound.]
"Congratulations ... it's a boy!"
"Follow that shopping cart."